This is one corner of one country, in one continent, on one planet that's a corner of a galaxy that's a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. And there is so much, so much to see.

• Interviewer: So tell me about yourself
• Me: I'm sad and broke
• Interviewer: ...
• Me: ...
• Interviewer: ...
• Me: please hire me