This is one corner of one country, in one continent, on one planet that's a corner of a galaxy that's a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. And there is so much, so much to see.

• DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
• Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
• DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
• Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
• DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
• Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
• DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
• Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
• DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
• Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
• DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
• Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
• DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
• Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
• DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
• Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
• DC: Wait-
• Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
• DC: I didn't-
• Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
• Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
• Marvel: PEACE